God Bless Ozzy Osbourne

So most of you don't know, but I am a HUGE Osbourne fan (not just Ozzy, but I LOVE Sharon too). So for Christmas, I bought my husband God Bless Ozzy Osbourne -- the new bio by his son Jack. Think of it as a double present -- 1. for my husband who is also an Ozzy fan and 2. For me too :) The gift that keeps on giving. Any way, I LOVED it. So if you like love the Osbournes, then this is a must-see!

I give it:

Movie Ratings

Hansel and Gretel (1987)

Based on the fairy tale by The Brothers Grimm.

She Creature (2001)Two carnival workers abduct a mermaid in Ireland, circa 1900, and attempt to transport her to America...

Snow White: A Tale of Terror

1997

Snow White: A Tale of Terror is vastly different than the Disney version. This movie is more comparable to the Grimm Brothers original story. The movie stars Sigourney Weaver, Sam Neill and Monica Keena as Lily (aka Snow White). The plot is on-point and the actors' performances are mind-blowing (esp. S.W.). I also like the fact that although it is a horror movie, it isn't constantly "trying" to scare you... it just does.

I give it:



It has become a Bewitchingyou favorite!

Can't wait for summer 2012

In Snow White and the Huntsman, Kristen Stewart plays the Fairest of Them All costarring Charlize Theron's (as the Evil Queen ) and Chris Hemsworth (as the Huntsman) .

Snow White and the Huntsman hits theaters June 1, 2012.



View trailer here: Snow White & The Hunter

"Bread Dead"

So my mind has been all over the place today... I guess it's due to Mondayitis or the fact that I am "bread dead". Bread dead is when you are so tired that you confuse the words brain and bread and it's totally accepted by your peers as a legitimate statement. 

So here are some random bits floating in my head today:



Punkin Chunkin... I wish I could attend :/

Spellbinder 1988 Review

Video is suggestive, but nothing you wouldn't see

 on today's  programming.

I give it:

Tim Daly and Kelly Preston costar in this magical drama about

a young lawyer who falls in love with a woman named Miranda.

But Miranda has a secret…

I don’t want to give too many spoilers so I am going to keep it to a

minimum. But I will say this movie is great. I love the plot and the

characters. The movie ends in a direction very unexpected and

doesn’t end with a “happily ever after” good-feeling. Normally

I love happy endings, but love doesn’t always end up with a

walk down the aisle.

Anyway, watch it and let me know what you think.

Spose's "I'm Awesome" - it cheered me up today on the way home.

And the video is hilarious... Love the Snuggie part.

The fact that it is now COMPLETELY dark outside by 6 p.m.

And last, but not least: Zombie elves



Apparently Asmara has joined me:

Her new perch

Asmara - "Beautiful butterflies"
Apparently she is taking this to heart...

Classic Movies -- Reviews

I am going to say that writing reviews is not on my list of things that I am good at. "Then why have posts that are titled reviews?" you ask. Just because I don't do something well, doesn't mean I still won't try. So I'm giving it a shot. I also don't like lonnnng reviews about movies.. just tell me whether it's good enough to waste 1-2 hours of my life. I do however like lengthy reviews about places to go (haunts, restaurants, etc). I know, I make absolutely no sense.

Here is my rating system:



A 3-Skull rating means it's awesome and you won't regret viewing



A 2-Skull rating means it's alright, but don't blame me if you don't like it.



A 1-Skull rating means that it's SHIZ.

If I leave an "Invisible Man" (aka nothing) then that means it was worthless & I wasted my time even blogging about it.

While I understand that everyone has different taste pertaining to movies (etc), these ratings will of course be my opinion. If you disagree, then that's cool. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion & I won't hold it against ya. LOL :]
I put my review rating system in the sidebar for future reference because I don't want to go over the rating system again.. I'm lazy.

So here are some  classic movies:

• Cat People 1942
• Abbott & Costello Meet the Mummy (1955)
• Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948)
• Arsenic & Old Lace (1944)

I also want to say thanks to my friend Sharon for recommending Cat People. Also to Mantan Calaveras for enlightening me on Arsenic & Old Lace and Abbott  and Costello Meet Frankenstein.

ParaNorman

This movie looks really cute! Here's a preview:

http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/paranorman.html

Local Indie Film -- The Merchant

“The Merchant” is an American Western\Horror feature film

 directed by Justin Mosley and written by Allen Reed.

 Cast:

• Mathew Greer   - (No Country for Old Men, The Mist, Mad Money)
• Kari Kramer - (Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3D, Vampires Suck)
• Mike Hall   -  (The Alamo, Gilmore Girls TV Series, American Outlaws)
• Tristan Lavelle - (Straw Dogs 2011, Texas Frightmare Massacre)
• Allen Reed   -  (Texas Frightmare Massacre, Hill House Tapes)
• Jaysen Dry   - (Battle of Los Angles)
• David  Shelton - (The Gates TV Series, As Though Dead)

 You can still be a part of the movie, just got the their FB page The Merchant for more details.


http://themerchantmovie.com/